She Got That SuperbASS

Image © ‘Starships’ Video

I am infatuated with Nicki Minaj’s backside. How? Let me explain… 

Everyone knows the colourful cartoon character that is Nicki Minaj. She has been strutting about the music industry for years now and has been catapulted into a stratospheric status of fame in the last two years from her slick verses and catchy hooks. Not to mention her huge… stage presence. This girl has shoved her way onto the rap scene so ferociously that she leaves some other male contemporaries in the shade when it comes to her determination and talent. If you are in any doubt of her ability, catch her rap on Kanye West’s track ‘Monster’,

“First things first I eat your brains, then Imma start rocking gold teeth and fangs, cuz thats what a motherfuckin’ monster do.”

The one thing that draws me in the most though is her bum. Yes, I realize I am not alone is this observation, millions of other people have also been drawn in by her magnificent behind, it is a beacon of truth amongst the liposuctioned derrieres of starsville. I am just in awe that she parades it so proudly in an industry where anything over a size 8 is considered fat by the press. It is quite nice to look at a celebrity’s body and not feel totally suicidal afterwards. Nicki gives us girls with a little, or a lotta booty, the confidence to stick it out and be proud of an attribute that people are actually now paying for.

Dr. Efrain Gonzalez of Advanced Medical Spa has seen a 75% increase in patients looking for Brazilian bum augmentation in the last year, showing the trend for having some junk in your artificially enhanced trunk. The buzzing rumours surrounding the authenticity of that behind still haven’t died down, with Minaj refusing to comment on whether she has had implants or not, only adding to the mystery. Most state that you cannot physically have a petite figure with an arse that of that proportion, yet others think that its a natural quality that she has every right to flaunt.

Image © ‘Superbass’ Video

Watching the infamous ‘Superbass’ video (now on nearly 250 million views), it is a simple enough video that is stylistically all about Miss Minaj and that body. Her cut off denim shorts and white tank top highlight what her biggest assets are and boy, does she know how to use them. The same can be said of her latest offering ‘Starships’, in which her neon clad body frolics in the wet sand in a fluro pink bikini that is literally screaming, ‘Look at my bum! It’s so big!’. Arching her back and jutting out that shelf-like angle of a big booty, you almost ignore the rippled men and exotic surroundings as it begins to hypnotise you. I challenge you to watch the video and not ogle at her- it is near on impossible.

Image © ‘Starships’ Video

So whether you think her curves are totally amazing or utterly abominable, she rocks it either way and has been quoted when questioned about her famous behind saying that,

“I don’t mind the questions. I don’t mind the fascination. It’s all good. I mean…but I’ve said this before, [my butt] doesn’t define me. So, I try my best not to focus my energy on it. Like, if you guys focus energy on and spend energy on it, I don’t mind it. If people are sitting in the barbershop talking about my butt, it’s conversational. That’s what people are gonna do. As long as I’m talking about Nicki Minaj, I’m good.”

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